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              My Girl's Got A Gun.
              [Canada x Reader]

   In this reader insert, there are mentions of Skeet Shooting. If yu don't know what that is, don't be alarmed. I was kind enough to go into detail about how my school does it, so you don't have to do extensive research on it.

Whoever told her that Ivan was scarier on the ice than Matthew was lying through their teeth. As [y/n] sat in the bleachers at the school's hockey game, she was the only one who saw the change in her best friend. Off of the ice, he was a shy teenage boy that no one paid any attention to. However, once he gets the hockey stick in his hands he's a completely different man. He has a fierce look in his violet eyes and anyone could tell that he was the star of the night- and to stay the hell out of his way.

This was his place to shine.

Seeing the change in his over all demeanor made [y/n] more excited than she should have been for a high school hockey game. She was jumping to her feet, cheering until her voice went hoarse, and supporting her usually shy friend. She was this way during football season when his brother, Alfred, took the center of the field as quarterback. It was something that they did on a normal basis.

With a final precise swing of the 'L'-shaped stick, Matthew scored the final goal of the night and bringing home the first win of the season. The team huddled together, cheering and boasting on how awesome they did. This was the first game of the year, and the same thing happened as last year. The cheerleaders and several female members of the school ran down to congratulate the team- more specifically the star of the night; Matthew.

Before, it hadn't bothered [y/n] much, but for some reason she wanted to run down and punch them all in the face. If they didn't have time for him off of the ice, they should keep their hands off of him no matter what, right?

Alfred, who was sitting next to [y/n], noticed her aura change from ecstatic to frightening.

"Dude, you okay?" He asked.

"Just fine." She replied coldly. The venom dripping from her words could be heard clearly even though her voice was barely a whisper, which was the effect of her screaming her face off.

Alfred, however, didn't seem convinced. He looked back down to the rink and saw everyone crowding Matthew, but thought nothing of it. It hadn't bothered her before. He sighed heavily and looked back to her. "You'll be at school tomorrow, right?"

"Yeah." She stated before exiting the isle. Without turning back to Alfred, she spoke once more to him. "No reason for me to skip. The Skeet Shooting finals are tomorrow."

His cerulean eyes widened slightly. He had forgotten all about it. But, as he watched her [h/c] hair bounce with every step she took toward the exit of the building, he realized he couldn't stop her to get more information. Slowly, almost begrudgingly, the hyperactive American made his way down to the center of all the commotion to retrieve his Canadian twin.

~~~~~~~Time Skip: That Night, At The Twins' House~~~~~~~~~

"Yo, dude! You remember what tomorrow is, right?" Alfred asked as he walked out of the steaming bathroom. He had just gotten out of the shower, and was only clothed in his American-flag print boxers with a bald eagle towel draped around his neck, when he asked his brother the question.

Matthew, having already taken care of all hygienic needs at this point in time, was sitting on the top bunk of the bunk beds and watching the YouTube video of the hockey game. "Ehh.. H-Hockey practice is the only thing on my agenda.. I-Is there something else I should be aware of?"

The hyperactive twin laughed loudly. "Guess you forgot like I did, eh Mattie?" He picked up his glasses, which he called Texas, and placed them carefully on his face to get a better look at his twin. "[y/n]'s Skeet Shooting finals are tomorrow."

Mattie's violet eyes widened considerably before he blushed heavily. "Y-You're right.. H-How could I have forgotten something like that!"

Al gave a quick nod. "I know. That's what I thought." Running a hand through his damp hair, he sighed heavily. "She's always there for us, cheering us on and loosing her voice. I don't remember one time that she missed one of our games."

The older, yet much shyer, twin nodded. "Sh-She even came to a game last year sick.. Two of them."

"Dude, even if we can't audibly cheer, we have to go." Alfred said, almost cutting the quieter male off. "You're probably going to hate me for saying this, especially since you have that huge crush on her-"


"But when she's holding a gun and has that 'serious business' face on.. And is even able to take down moving targets.. That's freaking hot." Al finished, acting as though he was never interrupted by his brother in the first place.

Matthew glared harshly at his brother, and if looks could kill, Alfred would be dead a hundred times over.

"O-Oh.. Em.. W-Was she there? T-Tonight, I mean.." The Canadian asked quietly. "Sh-She didn't come congratulate me like she usually does.."

"Speaking of which!" Alfred proclaimed loudly, standing on his bottom bunk and looking at his brother while holding himself up with the gate of the top bunk. "She seemed really pissed at you, dude. What'd you do?"

Matthew's face turned from sad to shocked and back to depressed in under five seconds. "Wh-What did I do? I-I dunno.. I-I can't remember doing anything to her.."

Alfred picked his phone up and sent a speedy text to [y/n]. 'Yo dudette, wanna spill y u were so mad tonite?' After hitting the send button, he looked to his brother and winked. "I'll find out for ya, then!"

If there was one thing that Matthew knew better than anyone, it would be how his brother's plans almost always backfire. "N-NO! I-I mean if she's m-mad.. J-Just don't say anything to make her even m-madder at me.."

"Gotcha!" Al shouted and fell onto his Bald Eagle quilt on the bottom bunk of the bunk bed.

[y/n]; 'It's nothing. Just... Someone shouted something that pissed me off.'
  Al; 'Uh huh. When ya gonna tell the truth? I kno u better than tht.'
[y/n]; 'And how do you know that isn't what's making me mad?'
  Al; 'Becuz u just said 'making me', wich means it still is. And u woulda said 'did u hear tht' at the game.'
[y/n]; '. . . Whatever. Goodnight.'
[y/n]; 'I didn't..?'
  Al; 'Don't lie, [nickname].'
  Al; 'O come on, u cant be asleep already.'
[y/n]; 'I'm not, I just refuse to answer ludicrous questions.'
  Al; 'I'm takin tht as a yes.'

"MATTIE! I KNOW WHY SHE'S MAD!" Al yelled in the middle of a comfortable silence, startling his brother half to death.

"Y-You do?!"

The hyperactive male nodded eagerly. "I can't tell you exactly, but I can tell you this. She wanted to talk to you alone. And it's not what you did, it's more or less what you didn't do."

The Canadian male peeked over the bed to look down at his younger twin. "Wh-What?" He tilted his head to the side slightly, his long blond hair curl dangling down. "Has anyone ever told you that what you say doesn't make any sense?"

"GOODNIGHT, BOYS!" Ms. Jones said as she walked in and turned the light off, slamming the door on her way out.

"Goodnight, ma!" The two called after her.

~~~~~With Reader-Chan~~~~~~


That one text flipped her thought train completely upside-down. She hadn't thought of him in that way before, but that would explain some of her 'random' spur-of-the-moment feelings.

Like when she got mad when all the girls hoarded around him tonight. Or when she got butterflies in her stomach from seeing him at the pool over the summer. Or the warm, fuzzy feeling she got when he read to her until she fell asleep leaning on his shoulder when they went camping. Or the protectiveness she felt over him when he tried to talk to new people.

It would also explain why she pictured the faces of everyone that's hurt him on the discs she shot for tournament.

[y/n] had been so focused on her thoughts that she didn't realize that Alfred texted back twice after that. He had jumped to conclusions, as always, but he jumped to the same conclusion that she found when thinking about how she felt. Maybe she really did like him.

After their text conversation, [y/n] just laid in her bed and stared at the ceiling. The lights were off, and she was very comfortable, but she couldn't sleep. Matthew kept flooding her mind. His shy demeanor, his loving tendencies, the gentle way he looked at her, those pools of violet that she could drown in.

She wasn't sure when, but at one point in the night, she sent a text to Matthew. 'Hey.. Can we talk tomorrow?' And, without staying up for his reply, she fell asleep.

~~~~~~Time Skip: Next Day- After School~~~~~~

At the shooting grounds behind the school, Alfred and Matthew stood behind the main commotions. Today, they were figuring out who would be carrying the school on their back to the State Competition. The last shooter of the day was [y/n], and boy was she in the zone.

The captain of the team was [y/n]. She held a lot of pride in her shooting abilities and the school in general, and at this point in time, anyone could tell. Discs were flying at a barrage of color- white being the ones not to shoot, red being worth five points, and blue being worth ten. There was a grand total of seventy-five points someone could achieve.

But, the focus of the twins' attention wasn't how many points the captain was getting, but rather the captain herself. She was laying in the grass, hoisted on her elbows with her [h/c] hair held up in a messy bun on top of her head. She had clear works-man glasses on to protect her [e/c] eyes, but the look of fierce determination was well noted.

Her bright orange top was sliced down the sides to allow better movement, and had "[y/n]- APH High Skeet Team CAPTAIN" on the back in bold black letters. Under the shirt, she only had on a black sports bra. She had on a pair of black short shorts and a pair of black combat boots on that laced to her knees. With the double-barreled shotgun held precisely in her nimble hands, she looked amazing to the twins.

Once the last shot was fired, cheering was heard as she stood. A smile graced her pale pink lips as she placed her gun down carefully before wiping herself clean of grass. The teacher regulating the team clapped and began the announcements.

"I think we all know that our lovely captain, being the expert marksman that she is, will be bringing APH High to Nationals. Total Skeet Shot / Available : Eleven out of Eleven. Total Foul Skeet Shot : Zero. Total number of points: Seventy-Five. A perfect score with only eleven shots fired." Mr.Powell said, patting her on the back with a huge smile on his face. "We're proud of you, [y/n]."

Being the only female in the Skeet Team, [y/n] was quickly surrounded by her male team members and hoisted up above their heads.

"Guys! Put me down!" [y/n] said through her extensive laughter.

Alfred looked over at Matthew, who was sending death looks to every member on the team who put their hands on her.

"Bro? You okay?" He asked with a smirk on his face.

"Never better." The Canadian said with as much venom as [y/n] had in her tone the night before.

Al nudged his brother gently. "You should go take her away from them."

Matthew, too caught up in his personal fury, didn't realize that he agreed with his brother and was catching her as she came down from the team's toss until it was too late. With [y/n] safely in his arms, he walked back over to his brother and sat her down.

"[y/n], you wanted to talk to me, so now's the time to do it." Mattie said sternly, focusing his gaze on the female he had held by the shoulders. "You've been avoiding me all day, and I refuse to believe that you can't see me anymore, like the others."

[y/n]'s face heated up to a bright crimson. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Alfred gather her team up and disappear from sight. She shivered slightly under his intense gaze. That look in his violet eyes was the same look that he had when he was on the ice.

"M-Mattie.. I realized something l-last night.." She started, her [e/c] eyes not looking away from his violet ones for a moment. "I-I can't be your friend anymore."

Matthew's face fell and the grip he had on her shoulders loosened greatly. The girl that he had fallen in love with was telling him that they couldn't be friends anymore. He felt like crying. That was probably why she was avoiding him. He was about to turn away when her hands cupped his face and forced him to look at her.

"Mattie.. Don't leave just yet. Hear me out.. P-Please?" She looked down at her feet for a brief moment before looking back into his eyes and rubbing her thumb gently over his cheek. "It's taking all my courage to do this.. I'm even putting my pride on the line here.. P-Please.. Stay for a moment longer.."

The tears were lining up in his eyes like an army ready to make their march down his face. They never fell, though. Why would she want him here? To make fun of him? Did Alfred tell her about his crush on her? Was she going to laugh at him for it? Sighing, he simply nodded since he had no strength to speak.

"I can't be your friend anymore. It's impossible for me to do." A tear fell down his cheek, and to his surprise, [y/n] was there to kiss it away. The action made him even more confused and made him blush like hell.

"I don't see you as a friend. I'm too protective of you, I hate seeing other females around you, I can't get you out of my mind.. When I'm around you, Mattie, my stomach does acrobatics. When I'm close to you, I feel like I couldn't get happier." This time, the tear fell from [y/n]'s [e/c] eyes. "Mattie, I don't just like you. I'm in love with you. I can't see you as a mere friend anymore."

Matthew's face froze. No, not just his face, but his entire body froze. He didn't dare move for fear of waking up from this realistic dream. To his dismay, it wasn't a dream and [y/n] took his silence as rejection of her feelings. She pulled away from him and looked down at her feet.

"I-I'm sorry. I know you d-don't feel the same.. B-But I had to-"

[y/n] was silenced by Matthew forcing his sweet, maple syrup flavored lips onto hers. She froze for a second but quickly melted into the heated kiss. Her arms snaked around his neck and her hands roamed through his silky blond hair as his wrapped protectively around her waist.

In the near distance, she heard whistles and cat-calls coming from a rustling bush somewhere behind her. She broke the kiss just in time to see Matthew flip off his brother and her team before diving in for another kiss.

"I love you too."
EHRMAGERD. SO. At con, at an 'Ask A Nation' panel, the entire panel was asked this question;
"Who is scarier on the ice, Russia or Canada?"
A lot of them answered Russia, but the Prussia/Gilbert- whose lap I was sitting on- answered in agreement with me. My answer was-
"Have you SEEN Canada vhen he's playing hockey and you're standing between him, zhe puck, and zhe goal? Mein gott, you better run, because he's gonna kill you."

They all laughed at my response and quickly changed their answers to Canada. I think I made a valid point. c:<

I don't know what made me think of that, nor why I couldn't get that mental image out of my head, so I wrote a Reader Insert based on it. This one is representing 'Pride' in my Word Challenge.

Okay. I can go sulk in a corner now, right? :iconorzplz: I really liked this one, but I don't think you will. Please forgive me.

Canada, Hetalia, and all characters- :iconhimaruyaplz:
You - :iconsexycanadaplz:
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Meowhug17 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Student Filmographer
Mathew the secret badass.... I love it!
lavenderglowangel Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  New member Hobbyist Artist
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever? Boy: No Girl: Do u even like me? Boy: No Girl: Would u cry if i walked away? Boy: No She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes The boy grabbed her arm Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever Boy: I dont like u...I love u Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away. Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me Girl: I will... *Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u *Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm *Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!! *Get ready for the shock of your life! *If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 year
LillyHere Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  New member Student Artist
Canada is scarier on ice because he almost beat the crap out of America the last time he held a hockey stick or got pissed off!
crossoversaremylife Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter

from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,




1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3


2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!

3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.

* *

* *

* *

Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your



Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!

25 people- your crush will kiss you!!

30 people - Your crush will have sex with you

35 people or more- All of the above!!

Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
Pinkett1314 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my gosh not only am I a great shooter but I also got a Canadian too :iconhellyeahplz:
Anime-girl2001 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014
I love it when shy sweet Mattie flips off Alfred :p
AnimeLover09192000 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Student General Artist
OH MA GOTT YESH!!!!!!!!!!!
LuckRose Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
Omg, yes!

darkmoon347 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
One word....BEAUTIFUL!!!

*dies from too much awesomeness in the totally awesome story* (wow I'm turning into Prussia).
HYBRiD-eMPReSS Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Omfd this was like one of the cutest things I have ever read holy crap-

Good Lord I'm gonna go die now

Thank you very much for this

ChocolatMelloFangirl Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
MiraChan145 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Omg that was so cute I almost cried!!!!
cisneros11801 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014   Artist
Is it weird that when Canada and America said 'Good night ma' I though of Howard from Big Bang Theory?
PoisonAzalea Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Student Writer
You're not alone.

ILikeToDrawHomestuck Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
MiraChan145 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Hey, me, too!
cisneros11801 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014   Artist
Haha. I'm glad I'm not the only one. :)
MiraChan145 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
No you are not :)
Tairulz Featured By Owner May 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Sunchild9 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
Question who were you cosplaying as?
JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 11, 2014   General Artist
I'm really good at floor hockey and I can take a platic gall that's going 50 miles per hour to the chest ((which was about four days ago)) and a FUCKING HARD ASS PLASTIC FOAM HOCKEY STICK TO THE FACE! I wanted to smack someone in the face for that....
MixedMuttNeko-Chan Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FINALLY! Somebody got his age right as the older brother! Thank you so much! I loved this!
ZlayZlay Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Student General Artist
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Canada is scary on the Ice Russia off so thier tied. I prefer Canada bot on and off the ice
SwissMuMuCows Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Russia May be scary OFF the ice, but NO ONE can beat Canada in the scary game ON the ice.
CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
InvaderSamm Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
Have you looked up the first match of Russia vs Canada? It happened during the Cold War.
(There's a youtube channel called iammathewian that has the best description of it cuz it uses hetalia characters xD the episode 5 part 1? I think I'll have to look for it but it was hilarious and Matt and Russia get the most scariest evil laugh going on at the sametime... ._.)
InvaderSamm Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh dear me.
I actually haven't looked that up. *opens up a new tab*
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
i just pictured my outfit in my head. and i FUCKING LOVE IT!!! i want those boots now!!! and hell yeah!! marksmanship is in my blood!!! whoo!!!!! aggressive Matt is hot!!! *cuddles with Mattie*
sorry, that was really random and weird..but i loved this!!! and yes, i like hockey and would like to play it, if i knew how to frickin ice skate..
InvaderSamm Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
xDD I love this comment. >w < I'm glad you liked it this much!
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
thank you! i try to entertain!
Elka-Sakamaki Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Student General Artist
I wanna try skeet shooting now . But my school doesn't have it . -sad face-
InvaderSamm Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, well, being a redneck school has it's advantages and disadvantages. xD
helenadoodle Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
loveitloveitloveit writer-chan!
InvaderSamm Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! Glad you liked it!
helenadoodle Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
haleyboplucy Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
the part about me being on an all boy team reminds me of a soccer team i was on a long time ago, when i was like 10 or 11 so like 4 or 5 years ago. I signed up and i was the only girl on the team. I was like great, just another reason for me to act like a tomboy.. I already have 3 brothers. But it was fun. I kinda want to try skeet shooting now.
Marshallismyking Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
I like the part where Mattie flipped  the team and Alfred off. I was LMFAO way too much. Great job on the story
InvaderSamm Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I had to do a little SOMETHING to make the story less tense. >w <
I'm glad you liked it! Thank you!
Marshallismyking Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
your   welcome!! this story was truly amazing. Pikachu (Agrees) [V1] 
seadweller83 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is solo awesome!!!!!!!
InvaderSamm Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
seadweller83 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean so awesome, mein gott spell check I hate Spilt Coffee you
seffykoepsel Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yay for mattie!
InvaderSamm Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
seffykoepsel Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Matty :la: icon 
katy221 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student General Artist
I want to go your school so bad.......  :I
Tickler4682 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Kotetsufan Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
Dem icons explain everything xD
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